Neil Gaiman and Amanda Palmer Get Married

My celebrity crush continues. Two of my favorite people in the whole world married on Sunday. Congratulations to Neil Gaiman and Amanda Palmer. I wish you both utter happiness.

Prince William and Kate Middleton Engagement Means Commemorative Postage Stamps

Prince William is finally engaged to Kate Middleton. Know what that means? Commemorative Postage Stamps.

What?

You read it. That is the number one thing that will be talked about when I next see my Dad.

“Did you hear Prince William got engaged? Go look for stamps.”

My dad has all the Prince Charles and Diana wedding stamps, plus Fergie and Andrew. It’s a thing. He likes it.

So congrats to William and Kate in general — but also a big fuck-you for making me go hunt for commemorative stamps for the next couple of years. It will never end.  Grr.

Rachel Zoe is Pregnant

Rachel Zoe is 3 months pregnant.

I don’t know that I feel as motivated to watch her show on Comcast On Demand any more. Her assistant Brad is leaving and she’s pregnant. That’s kind of what the show is all about. Will she get pregnant? Will she lose another assistant? Yes and Yes.

Done. I need to find something else to watch On Demand now.

Neil Patrick Harris Having Twins?

AWWWWW!!! Neil Patrick Harris and his partner David Burtka are expecting twins via  a surrogate. Congrats!

Update: Or not. Half the celebrity sites are saying it they are. Half are saying they aren’t. Not sure what the truth is.

But most of them are saying yes. So we still say congrats!

Dramatic Tyra

Dun dun DUN!!!!

Emma Watson Cuts Her Hair Off

Emma Watson’s haircut is trending on Twitter at the moment.  She looks lovely. It’s very Mia Farrow.

Tyra would approve.

Tyra’s Twit Pics

O… M…G…!

I just discovered Tyra’s Twit Pics. Look at her smizing in her car.  I love the internet.

Celeb-u-Crush is back on: Amanda Palmer and Neil Gaiman

So my Oscar-season crush on Amanda Palmer and Neil Gaiman had a good run and then it sort of waned. I’ve been following them, but more from a polite “fan of their work” and less an envy of their super awesome relationship.

My crush is officially back on. Look at this picture!!! Seriously I wish I was one of them. Either one. They are both talented and gorgeous.

Kathy Griffin reacts to the Levi Johnston Engagement News

LMAO!

Bristol Palin and Levi Johnston Engaged

In other celeb-u-mance news, Bristol Plain and Levi Johnston are engaged.

“We got engaged two weeks ago,” 19-year-old Bristol Palin told Us Weekly. “It felt right, even though we don’t have the approval of our parents.”

Not sure what this does to Sarah Palin’s  ”I’m not running for president” presidential run.  I mean, it seems awfully easy to spin it her way. Thy kids are finally doing the moral Conservative Christian Republican thing to do. Marry the baby mama. But Sarah seems to hate that fucker Levi, so who knows.

No statement from Kathy Griffin yet. I’m sorta bummed fo her, it was a good long running joke her and Levi, but she’ll rebound.