Monthly Archives: May 2010

GOOP – You Amuse Me to No End

Like many a person out there, I delight in the crazy ramblings of Gwyneth Paltrow’s GOOP newsletter. The world she lives in is so very odd.  And her view of the world the rest of us actually live in is even odder.

This week’s GOOP outlined the remodeling of a loft in Nashville so her family (Apple, Moses, skinny lead singer guy from Coldplay) could rough-it while she was filming a movie in town.  And by rough-it we mean a spectacular bathroom covered completely in marble, becasue she only had  ”a very limited independent film–scale budget” to work off of. Ha ha ha. Let’s put it this way, there’s nothing from IKEA or Walmart in this place.

My fave beyond all faves though is all the art they put in loft. Some of it makes perfect sense. Nice little painting of a baby elephant for the kids room.  But some of it is just like…really?  Really?

I wonder if this is what Gwyneth has in her salon? Is this her Andre Leon Tally picture? I think that it TOTALLY is!

Why Twilight is Popular

Ha ha ha ha ha ha! This is good.

LOST – The End

So here we are. The much debated divisive ending.

What we all can agree on is that it was emotional. I dare you not to cry when Sawyer and Juliet  remember each other, or when Vincent lies down beside Jack. It was a many hankie episode.

Good ending? It was ok. I found it good enough. Didn’t completely obliterate my mind and heart like “The Constant” episode, but at this point nothing they could have done would have been perfect. There was just too much to deal with.

From a sci-fi perspective it was a fail. I agree with the sourpusses on that one. We still don’t know what they island is, why it is, etc. I didn’t really care about the magical stopper Desmond and Jack moved in the cave. I kind of get it on paper. It could be taken as a much more literal interpretation of the stopper Jacob had more eloquently described earlier in the season. Or not. Who knows. It was a dumb Raiders of the Lost Ark looking water fountain thing for your backyard.

I found the final showdown between Jack and Flocke a little Plant of the Apes-y. I think it was the pause on Jack jumping up in the air about to beat down on Flocke and then they cut to commercial. Needed swords like an Errol Flynn movie or something.

The flash-sideways spiritual resolution of the show?  I actually didn’t mind it. I keep calling it the Quantum Leap ending. As I recall, the punchline to that show was he was dead and really was an angel helping people and just didn’t know it. Right? That’s what the recesses of my fuzzy tv show memory have logged.

On LOST, all the island stuff did happen. It was real. They weren’t dead, it wasn’t purgatory. Flash sideways, well, that sort of was purgatory. Purgatory in the sense that it was a waiting area before the next step in the afterlife.  Limbo.  Not in the sense of purgatory that its a place where people go who aren’t good enough for heaven or bad enough for hell. But long story short, the writer’s original punchline was that it was purgatory.  We the fans all guessed it early on, so this was their way of getting that ending without it being as obvious as it might have been if we weren’t all such smart asses.

In the end, all the characters came together for Jack, so I suppose it’s open to interpretation whether or not all of this was just Jack’s awakening.  Could be. I don’t especially like the idea of the show being all about him. After all, his character was originally supposed to get killed off in Season 1. I am also am a bit bothered by baby Aaron being in the church at the end. The original purpose of Purgatory if you go way-way back in Catholic teachings was that it was a place where babies who weren’t baptized went if they died. They recanted that whole explanation in modern times, but it was out there in church teachings a long time.

Do I think there will be a movie? Maybe. They left enough stuff out there for there to be a movie. I would have liked to have seen Hurley and Ben running the island. All-in-all I think I can live without any further LOST stories though.

So… worth six years of my insane levels of devotion? Yeah I think so. It was a good show. I loved its craziness and it’s complicated twists.  Some of the actors like Michael Emerson (Ben) and Terry O’Quinn (Locke), were like Shakespearean level of spectacular-ness.  The character of Desmond ranks WAY up there with some of my literary faves like Mr. Rochester from Jane Eyre or Mr. Darcy from Pride and Prejudice. I fucking LOVED Desmond.  Yes, even though he ran Locke over in the sideways world. That wasn’t cool at all, but I guess technically it wasn’t real so I can forgive. I still love ya brotha!

Am I satisfied? I think so. I wasn’t left with a terrible taste in my mouth like other people. I’m also not left with the same insane level of devotion I’ve had at other points in my relationship with LOST, but I’m ok. It was an ok end.

Namaste.

Netflix Rental – Night at the Museum 2

Actually trying to do some Netflix rentals again. It’s summer. Everything on tv is about to go dormant. I grant you I’ll have my super favorite summer tv show shortly (WIPEOUT!!!!) but it’s not really enough to fill the dull times.

So first summer movie rental was Night at the Museum 2: Battle of the Smithsonian.

It was definitely a “put the DVD on and let the kids entertain themselves” sort of movie. Whole lot of stuff flittering around, kind of pointless, but amusing enough. Not as good as the first one.  No real plot really. Just a bunch of actors pretending to be historical mannequins come to life. Needed some Hollywood Montrose-ing to spice it up.

How to Train Your Dragon

As my niece and nephew said “I liked the Stitch dragon.” The main dragon did look a bit like like Stitch from Lilo and Stitch.

Best animated feature ever? Naw. Cute enough? Yeah. I did like the main friendly dragon. Wasn’t too invested in the human characters. I got a tiny bit distracted by all Scottish accents for the Vikings. I guess they figured kids would be ok with Scottish because of Shrek. I think they could have handled some Scandinavian inflections, but oh well.

Robin Hood

Russell Crowe’s Robin Hood was pretty bad. There were a lot of things that made no sense. There were strange lost boys like in Peter Pan running wild in the woods. They wore burlap sack masks just like the Scarecrow in The Dark Knight. They were supposed to be orphans of the men who went to the Holy Land to fight the crusades. Um…okay. Don’t know why they had to give Cate Blanchett’s Marion such a hard time but I guess she’s their Wendy.

Elinor of Aquitaine makes an appearance with is kind of a strange throw-in for a Robin Hood story. That’s like The Lion in Winter stuff. Threw me off.

Richard the Lionheart gets killed early on, Prince John becomes King. Some French chick that is the cousin of the French King and John’s mistress elevates herself to Queen even though they never explain what happened to Prince John’s actual wife.

Russell Crowe’s Robin isn’t Robin of Locksley – the real Robin of Locksley gets killed by the bad guy from Robert Downey Jr.’s Sherlock Holmes. Russell Crowe pretends to be Robin of Locksley and to be Cate Blanchett’s husband.

Confusing stuff happens – everyone dresses for battle – the English fight the French on a beach like a medieval invasion of Normandy, but not before seeing a giant stone horse on a mountain side that is there for no goddamn good reason.

At the end – King John decided he doesn’t like Robin Hood after all, declares him an outlaw, and Robin and Marion set-up shop in the woods with the Lost Boys.

The movie was bad – the theater awesome. VIP Suite for $5. One of the better take-a-chance-on-an-internet-group things I’ve tried. Kudos to the girl that works at the theater and let us come and watch in the leather recliners.

Yes I Know I Have a Flat Tire!!

What a bullshit motherfucker of a morning!!! :-( !! @#$@$!!!!

Went to movies last night. Coming out of the theater and getting ready to drive home, my low tire light went on and I was like – ok that sucks,  I’ll have to fill it. But didn’t think to much of it. It happens.

This morning I went to work not really thinking about it. Front driver’s side tire was practically flat when I got to work. I leaned down. I could hear it leaking really fast.

Went in the building – sent a email to a few people saying I was going to hit a gas station to try and fill it and then take it to the dealer later.

Went to gas station to try and fill up. At the gas station found out metal cap for that tire’s air valve was like glued on when they put in the Nitrogen – I couldn’t get it off. Because of the hassle of taking my dad’s wheelchair in and out of the Jeep I had taken most of my tools out out the back. No wrench. Fuck!  So I went back to work. Told my boss and my direct reports I needed to take off – it would be undriveable shortly.

Several cars beeped and flagged me down as started driving again pointing out the obvious that it was completely flat now. I KNOW!!! @^%#%^#^!!!!

I went straight to Home Depot because it’s pretty close to work. Bought a cheap wrench. 3 more people point out my flat tire while I’m in the parking lot. All men so far. Like because I’m a woman I’m too fucking stupid to know my tire is flat?! None of them offered help, just a lot of “hey didya know your tire is flat?”. YES I DID!!!

I destroyed the metal air cap with wrench just to to get it off and then filled the tire back up again at a gas station.

Took it to the dealer about an hour and a half earlier than my appointment. Big construction nail in my front tire. They patched it. Hopefully it holds.

Now I’m back to work.   Really sour and grumpy if you couldn’t tell. This is why it’s smart to have an air compressor in your garage.

Some days you just want to be invisible

Do you have days where you just wish you were invisible? I’m having one of those.  Can’t wait to be done with work and off to the movies tonight.

LOST – What They Died For

Well, I was right it was Jack that is the final candidate. You have to give me that.  I still don’t know what to think about where this is all headed. I hope its good. Sunday will be a big day.

Doctor Who! Doctor Who! Watcha Gonna Do?

Ohmigod I love Parry Gripp. All their stuff is magic. God this is catchy.