So the Second City YouTube clips have been around for a little while. I’ve sort of chuckled at them, but the Romeo and Juliet one is a lot better than the rest. I love the part where he asks her if she slept with Romeo…
I’ve been loving RuPaul’s Drag Race until last night. Last night was sad and creepy. Sad because Pandora Boxx was kicked off and creepy because of the drag mother makeovers.
I love the regular queens but the old men they brought on to makeover creeped me out. They weren’t lovable like when John Goodman played a drag mother in some straight-to-Netflix movie I watched once. These were beat-up old men. Not made for TV. And my girl Pandora Boxx got the creepiest of them all. An American flag bikini on a hairy fat old man who made passes at Pandora? Not cool.
I liked the support JuJubee gave to Pandora. That was sweet. But all-in-all not a happy episode for me. It was sad and I don’t want to have to remember the way the drag mothers looked. They didn’t look cute.
I’ve got Dancing with the Stars on in the background. The Beach Boys are on and sure enough, Uncle Jesse is there playing the bongos. John Stamos, ENOUGH already. It was cute during the Full House years. Now it’s just weird.
This week the designers had a chance make their own designer fabrics. The process itself was fascinating. It was like the textile equivalent to POD (print on demand) publishing. Once I calmed down from the dazzlement of the process, it was time to really look at the fabric.
Tim Gunn and I are on the same page this week. When I saw Emilio’s design all I saw was “SA” for Seth Arron. The S and A in the design looked a lot like the S and A on Seth Arron’s winning children’s look. Then there was a heart. All-in-all it looked like something you’d see at Target or Kohl’s. Some celebrity cheapo-line design. But it won. I don’t get why it won, but it did. Whatever. I am not a fashion expert. Emilo is too cocky now though. Take him down somebody. I nominate Seth Aaron.
Mila “older Diablo Cody” should have gone home. Her 1970′s maxi dress thing was atrocious. ATROCIOUS!
Who goes? Our old pal Anthony “Hollywood Montrose”. I actually really liked the pattern of his original textile, he just didn’t use much of it. I kind of wonder if he had done the reverse of the dress he made, with the black as the accents and the purple as the primary, if he would have fared better? Probably not. Nina and company hated the silhouette. If this pattern was a tank-top, I totally would have worn it with a black cardigan.
I’m gonna cheat and back-date a few blogs. I had things to talk about, just been distracted with a lot of family to-dos.
So on the last episode of The Office Oscar wanted an excuse to mingle with the good looking gay guy from the warehouse. He asks Darryl to arrange a happy hour for both the office staff and the warehouse.
Dwight excelling at whack-a-mole because he whacks real moles on the beet farm? Inspired. Pam’s sister whacking Angela like a mole in the parking lot and then Dwight spinning her around for a massive kiss? Awesome and kind of hot. I would have liked to see Dwight play a little Buck Hunter, but all-in-all a good night for Mr. Schrute.
The Yakuza bozz story at the end credits. It came out of nowhere but it was funny.
The best of the best? Date Mike. Oh Date Mike – I do believe I’ve seen you out and about. Maybe not with the Samuel L. Jackson hat, but definitely I’ve seen your flared collar and your chest hair.
My mom is on Facebook now, but she’s been good. She hasn’t friended me. She’s more interested in finding out about people she used to know.
News of the day is that the casting call for Pirates of the Caribbean 4 is requiring women to have real breasts. No implants allowed. I never thought I had much of a chance at being a pirate wench in a big budget movie, but I guess I do now!
Here’s me showing off a Jane Austen t-shirt I got from Secret Santa a few Christmas-es back. Same rack Hollywood (although a bit bigger now. Yeeeeaaaah that’s right. Bigger and real. Call me. I’d look good in a corset.)
Aye no! No! No! No! Yes-ica!
After a win last week, Jessica Wild had to sashay away. Quite frankly I LOVED her satellite interview. It was fabulous. Professional? No. Funny as hell? Si. I LOVE this drink. After watching the girls drink that Absolut Vodka with the sword of berries, frankly I love that drink to. Totally want to try one. Absolut genius.
Pandora Boxx got kicked a few times this episode, mostly by Raven in the half hour “Untucked” follow-up. It was tough to watch. Hang in there Pandora. I still think you’re one of the main girls to beat despite what anyone else says.
10 minutes away from the new episode of RuPaul’s Drag Race. I like all the girls, but I’m developing a real strong appreciation for the “Susan Lucci” of the competition, Miss Pandora Boxx. From your super Carol Channing to your great rocker entrance last week, you really are one of the reasons this is a great television show. Better than ANTM. Air kisses. I can’t wait to see what you are about to do in tonight’s episode.
Near as I can tell, this trailer is essentially what would happen if a Frenchmen took a stab at remaking The Mummy and/or Night at the Museum. This movie is by the guy who did The Fifth Element, which quite frankly is timeless in it’s weirdness.
Check out, well… whatever this is a trailer for.
